Eminem Gift Rapper Song!
Why are dad's so hard to buy gifts for? Eminem vents through this gift rap. Check out our other Eminem parodies! Love the Way You Lie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dNryy5elc8 Not Afraid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9pFPOI8ecw Lyrics: (spoken) Man, this holiday season was crazy. I didn't know what to get nobody. I went all over the place, just lookin' for gifts. then i went to another place. then I had to go from that place to get back to the first place, cuz i got kinda lost. then i just got everybody what i always get 'em. Gift cards. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. then i ate too much Yo it's here, that time of year, when the world is sincere Whisper yer list in Santa's ear as you pull on his beard He says he'll make it so then he goes ho ho ho But my whole family knows that I'm the one with the dough So now I'm back at the mall so I can shop for them all next year I swear I'm gonna have this all done by the fall You gotta start early son cus if you fail to plan, you plan to fail you know what I'm sayin'? I never knew my dad but if I had I woulda got him a tie no that's a lie If could I woulda got him a suit of the rack or some whack khaki slacks Or some tools for that fool so he could fix up his pool I could get him cologne that's inexpensive and stinky Or a zerconium ring that he could wear on his pinky Or perhaps a weed whacker for his unkempt lawn Man, talking bout these dad gifts is making me yawn lets move on (CHORUS) I don't know why shopping is so hard What do you buy for a bodyguard I guess Santa Claus never got my letter, Cus all I got was a reindeer sweater. Huh Huh. Dads always be getting the short end a the stick you know what I'm saying. I got dozens a cousins and friendemies on my list, theres always someone I miss I'm always Rapping bout gifts I guess that why they call it gift rappin'
