Lowest Common Denominators

Tom Baker and Ophelia Bitz are The Lowest Common Denominators!

A romantic sideshow cabaret for the twisted and jaded.......

Live and original music performed on the accordion, washboard and spoons, sideshow feats of daring and foolishness

Fire!
Broken Glass!
The Dreaded Beard Of Pegs!

With combined stage experience of twelvetymillion years, Baker and Bitz are the perfect comedy cabaret cocktail.

Glamour and gore!
Wild feats of accordionistaship!
Razor-sharp wit and "wisdom"!

Book the Lowest Common Denominators today for a show you'll never forget (or wash out of the upholstry! Just joking- we also do a non-firey, entirely safe musical comedy show without anything dangerous)

'Thief Of Dances' by Kevin Quain, performed by Tom Baker and Ophelia Bitz

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